Gin and Monkeys

Have gathered together all my court documents and am now ready to collapse into bed with a book. Tomorrow morning promises to sucketh mightily unless by some miracle an enormous back child support check is handed to me. Yep, and then monkeys are gonna fly out of my butt. Good thing there is no chocolate left in the house because I am craving it big time, and gin. Kiddies spending the night with Satan. I can barely keep my eyes open, so I am ending this oh so incredibly fascinating post. Everybody say a prayer to the child support fairy!

I'm Only Sleeping
by The Beatles

When I wake up early in the morning,
Lift my head, I'm still yawning
When I'm in the middle of a dream
Stay in bed, float up stream

Please don't wake me, no
don't shake me
Leave me where I am
I'm only sleeping

Everybody seems to think I'm lazy
I don't mind, I think they're crazy
Running everywhere at such a speed
Till they find, there's no need

Please don't spoil my day
I'm miles away
And after all
I'm only sleeping

Keeping an eye on the world going by my window
Taking my time

Lying there and staring at the ceiling
Waiting for a sleepy feeling

Please don't spoil my day
I'm miles away
And after all
I'm only sleeping

Keeping an eye on the world going by my window
Taking my time

When I wake up early in the morning,
Lift my head, I'm still yawning
When I'm in the middle of a dream
Stay in bed, float up stream

Please don't wake me, no
don't shake me
Leave me where I am
I'm only sleeping