And I Say To Myself, What a Wonderful World

It is horribly, hideously hot here and I gave away our air conditioner because we were moving to England. People don't use air conditioners in the UK I was told. Too bad it's almost summer in New York and we live in it without an air conditioner. Or any other god damned electrical appliances we used to own...or beds or bedding or flatware or dishes or couches or dressers OR ANYTHING ELSE WE USED TO OWN. I am extremely crabby today. Work was a logistical nightmare beginning at 7:01 this morning. Then kids were not at babysitter's because their drooling idiot of a father decided to pick them up at school without informing me or the sitter. Small heart attack as sitter came out to meet me in beating heat to tell me the children were missing. Phone call to satanic fuck face ex let me know kids had not been abducted by slave market kidnappers enroute to sitter's house after all.

I will be taking off from work on Monday to go to family court to fill out new paperwork for new trial. Yes, the saga of the deadbeat dad who refuses to pay child support or get a job continues. I did have a lawyer who was supposed to be helping with this problem. The funny thing about lawyers, when you owe them money for work they did leading up to a trial that never happened, they won't help you anymore. I have a doctor's appt. in one hour to beg the good doctor Kalonaros to put me back on anti-depressants before I kill my ex-husband, my boss or myself. And isn't this a happy post!


Janie's Got A Gun
by Aerosmith

Dum, dum, dum, honey what have you done?
Dum, dum, dum it's the sound of my gun.
Dum, dum, dum, honey what have you done?
Dum, dum, dum it's the sound

Janie's got a gun
Janie's got a gun
Her whole world's come undone
From lookin' straight at the sun
What did her daddy do?
What did he put you through?
They said when Janie was arrested
they found him underneath a train
But man, he had it comin' Now that Janie's got a gun
she ain't never gonna be the same.

Janie's got a gun
Janie's got a gun
Her dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
Tell me now it's untrue.
What did her daddy do?
He jacked a little bitty baby
The man has got to be insane
They say the spell that he was under the lightning and the
thunder knew that someone had to stop the rain

Run away, run away from the pain yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Run away run away from the pain yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

Janie's got a gun
Janie's got a gun
Her dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
What did her daddy do?
It's Janie's last I.O.U.
She had to take him down easy and put a bullet in his brain
She said 'cause nobody believes me. The man was such a sleeze.

He ain't never gonna be the same.

Run away, run away from the pain yeah, yeah
yeah yeah yeah
Run away run away from the pain yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

Janie's got a gun
Janie's got a gun
Janie's got a gun
Everybody is on the run

Janie's got a gun
Her dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
Because Janie's got a gun
Janie's got a gun
Her dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
Janie's got a gun